, in her youth, his grandma was an Indiana Jones-style treasure-hunter. Under Jeeves’ guidance, Bob follows in his grandmother’s footsteps and travels to Egypt, where he discovers a lost civilization living underneath the pyramids, dodges booby traps, and combats an ancient army.
Sample Text from Bob And The Cyber-Llama
Chapter 1
Bob’s mother had told him hundreds of times that it wasn’t polite to stare, but he couldn’t help it. The jowls of wrinkly fat that had overtaken his grandmother’s chin undulated so much when she talked that he couldn’t look away. It was like a vast, mountainous, jagged wasteland of semisolid pudding with little hairs sticking out at random intervals. He had long since forgotten what they had been talking about and was instead counting the various boils and moles like he was looking at a blubbery “Where’s Waldo” puzzle.
“Well, what do you have to say, Bob dear?” Grandma Edwina said, snapping Bob out of his trance.
“Uh…what was the question again, grandma?”
“I said, have you found another job yet?”
“Oh,” Bob said, shifting uncomfortably on the orange leather couch, “No, grandma. I’m still working at Porkburger.”
“Hm,” Grandma Edwina grunted, “I don’t see why. I’ve heard you complain about it at least eighty times.
“I know, grandma, but-“ “But nothing, Bob. You’re talented. If Louis Armstrong and Carrot Top had a baby, it’d be you. What is it you’d like to do with your life?”
“I…er…don’t know right now.”
“That’s Grade-A, USDA-approved, prime-cut bull plop, Bobby. You’re my grandson! You’ve had a fire in your toiletcleaner-water blue eyes ever since you were the size of dachshund.
And besides, you’re willing to spend more than five minutes talking to me. That has to count for something. Now what do you want to pursue more than anything in the world?”
“I’m not sure…something adventurous.” Without knowing it, Bob cracked a smile, “Something exciting…and a little dangerous.”
“Really…?”
Bob’s smile vanished. “But I mean, I do need a steady job and Porkburger pays well.”
“Oh. Do you need some money?”
“No, grandma,” Bob said. He did need money, but he didn’t like asking Grandma Edwina. And he knew she had already given quite a bit of cash to the Orphans Who Look Like Rob Schneider Fund, which meant her money management skills had likely gone the way of her good looks.
“Well, let me know if you do,” she said, scratching herself,
“Just don’t move back in with your parents or whatever it is you young folks do these days. And remember that you have a lot going for you: you’re smart, you think quickly, and you have a good heart. And you smell like beef jerky.”
“Why do you always remember my scent, grandma?”
“Oh, I remember everyone’s smell, dear. Now, how about joining me for a game of Scrabble?”
Bob heard a knock at the door. Without waiting for an answer, an orderly stepped in, carrying a syringe that would have scared the beard off Attila the Hun.
“Mr. Halibut, I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave,” the orderly said, wiping his nose on his sleeve, “I need to give your grandmother her nightly painful injections.”
Bob sighed. “Okay,” he said, “Bye, grandma. I have some free time tomorrow afternoon, so I’ll see you then.”
“Just don’t waste your night listening to that ‘How to Enhance Your Relationships through Dialogue’ CD again. Light
off some fireworks or something.”
<end of text>
See more Adventure books below
Pluton and Lucky – The Backyard Adventure - Pluton & Lucky: The Backyard Adventure introduces Pluton, a brave and playful beagle, and Lucky, his curious little tabby cat brother. Together, they turn an ordinary day in the backyard into a fun-filled adventure full of discovery, imagination, and brotherly friendship.
The Hunt for H.G. Growmore - The Hunt for H.G. Growmore follows twelve-year-old Isabella “Bella” Ohieri, whose world is turned upside down when she begins losing her hair. Determined to stop herself from going bald, Bella joins forces with her imaginative brother Kay and their friends to search for a cure. After exhausting the internet and library shelves without success, the children uncover the legend of Hassan Gwarzo Karagirma, better known as H.G. Growmore, a mysterious man said to possess incredible abilities that can restore growth to almost anything living. Convinced he is her only hope, Bella and Kay secretly embark on a daring journey into the hills of Jos to find him before it’s too late. Along the way, they encounter strange people, hidden dangers, hilarious mishaps, and discoveries that challenge everything they thought they knew about courage, family, and belief.
Mystery Adventures for Kids: Exciting Tales for Young Explorers - A fun and spooky collection of nine kid‑friendly mysteries perfect for young readers. Each story begins with something ordinary — a strange door, a quiet hallway, a shadow that moves — and twists into a surprising ending that keeps kids guessing.
From warnings about doors that must never be opened to shadows that crawl across the walls, from mysterious seeds to strange footprints that appear overnight, every tale offers just the right amount of suspense without ever being too scary. These stories are filled with imagination, adventure, and clever surprises that spark curiosity and encourage young readers to think, wonder, and explore.
Mr. Zumpo’s Amazing Zoo of Unusual Animals - When Raj and Reya meet a rather strange stranger called Mr. Zumpo, they find themselves visiting his Amazing Zoo of Unusual Animals to see some of the most peculiar and bizarre creatures in the whole wide world, such as a Ping-Pong Popperphant, a Wurly Wurlitzer Whistleroo, a Beatbox-Bunny, a Trombonial Pig-Fish and a Grumpy Bubble-Gum Chawooga.
To answer questions like: “What is a Woc?”, “Exactly how smelly is a Super Pooper Stinky Pong Beast?”, “How do you find an escaped Invisible Wibble Beast?” and “Is Mr. Zumpo really as friendly as he seems?”, you will have to accompany Raj and Reya to Mr. Zumpo’s Amazing Zoo of Unusual Animals.
Timmy’s Birthday - Timmy gets an amazing birthday present, it takes him on an exciting adventure, and each place he visits provides interactive prompts for the reader to be involved in the story.
It Was Nothing Like Our Earth - When four young astronauts travel the galaxy in search of distant planets, they discover one thing is certain - Wherever they go, it is nothing like our Earth! A fun rhyming story about embracing differences and diversity.
Big Fish Little Fish - Big Fish gets trapped in a net, will Little Fish find someone to help? A decodable reader from BookBot Kids. See more here: from Bookbot on FKB. Adapted by BookBot Kids from“Gundu Fish and Kutti Fish” by Hemalatha Kanagalingam, Illustrated by R. Surendran Practice words: suddenly, enormous, somebody, everywhere, politely, anyway, happily. Sample Page from ...
How Do You Sleep? - A beautifully illustrated fun book about animals sleeping. Also suitable as an early reader with repetition and imagery to help children develop their reading and decoding skills. Sample Page from How Do You Sleep? More books are available from BookDash on FKB Or see more at https://www.bookdash.org Spread the love
The Girl, jeb_, and the Warden – A minecraft tale - A fun tale in the land of Minecraft, where a curly haired girl named Maddie, meets a rainbow sheep, jeb_, and goes on an adventure in search of treasure, fighting mob characters along the way. Sample Text from The Girl, jeb_, and the Warden Once upon a time there was an adventurous curly haired girl ...
The Voyages of Dr Dolittle – Classic Tales - From the push-me-pull you, the people of Popsipetel, to Polynesia the talking parrot, and much much more, the classic adventures of Dr Dolittle are an ageless classic. The Voyages of Dr Dolittle are provided herewith a convenient pdf, epub, and odt version for maximum readability. Written by Hugh Lofting The Voyages of Dr Dolittle Sample ...See more books by Joseph Caldara below
Bob And The Cyber-Llama - Bob And The Cyber-Llama- The story follows the adventures of Bob Halibut, a young man who inherits a tremendous fortune from his grandmother. After meeting her cybernetic llama butler, Jeeves, Bob learns that, in her youth, his grandma was an Indiana Jones-style treasure-hunter. Under Jeeves’ guidance, Bob follows in his grandmother’s footsteps and travels to ...Sponsored Links:
Note – if you sign up through these links, it doesn’t cost you any extra, but FKB receives a small donation, which helps us with our project to buy more FREE Hardcopies for kids who need them
All our posts are checked by Grammarly, the FREE online grammar checker (We still receive a donation even if you only sign up for the free account :-):
Thanks for all the feedback! You can find the rest of the Bob and the Cyber-Llama books here: bobandthecyberllama.com
it was perfect and cool bro make cool
books
omg so awesome jhyjfyjnhbv
it was funny
cool book i loved it never knew its so interesting
What an incredibly fun book to read. This is not a genre I would normally read but I was so entertained by this book. It is packed full of adventure and it keeps you reading because it’s so bizarre and you can’t possibly guess what might happen next. While reading this book, on more than one occasion I had dreams (nightmares) of battling guinea pigs. I will probably never look at a guinea pig…or a llama the same way again. This book is full of humor and the story keeps you sucked in. Highly recommended!